Sometimes, only sometimes, I go on the E6 Town Hall forums looking for something very specific like tabs, and I see posts from people I follow on Tumblr and I’m like:
Anonymous asked: twelve.
12. Do you forgive stupidity?
NEVAH!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, maybe sometimes.
Anonymous asked: 47, 20, 42
47. How many are you?
Just one. Me!
20. Do you masturbate every day?
I mean I try, but no one’s perfect. You know?
42. How long can you just sit still until your hands start to wander?
Maybe like, 10 seconds? I’m super fidgety. I think it’s because I have brain problems like being stupid and whatnot.
Anonymous asked: Who is your least favorite Hamtaro character and why?
Anything human in that show. If it wasn’t a super-dorbs hammy ham, then it didn’t need to be in the show.
Anonymous asked: What would you like to say to the hippo that ate your mom?
I’d say, “You don’t exist because a badger ate my mom. Fool.” Though I’d probably just be shouting at a wall, because its difficult to talk to things that don’t exist.
Anonymous asked: Alligators...?
No, fucking…Feraligatr.
Anonymous asked: 31, 69, & 70. And why do you smell so bad?
31. Have you ever cried over a sandwich?
I think the first time I ever had a chacarero I cried. It was really just the most magnificent thing my mouth had ever experienced.
69. What turns your lights off?
The light switch on the wall. Duh!
70. What turns your lights on?
The same switch, believe it or not. It’s even got a dimmer so I can turn the lights medium.
As to my aroma, I think you must be mistaken. I have a very pleasant odor. One of wide renown, in fact. I have been complimented by royalty for my scent, as it were.
